I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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