gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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