O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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