So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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