I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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