Just cropdusted the office
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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