ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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