all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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