Got a toothbrush?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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