Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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