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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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