yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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