It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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