according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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