i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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