it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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