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rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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