i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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