there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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