she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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