Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Houston, we have a squirter
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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