So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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