She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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