What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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