i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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