He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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