you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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