You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm like, not good at living.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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