he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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