i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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