oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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