youre lurking in front of me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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