1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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