can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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