Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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