So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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