apparently the secret to your success is patron
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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