I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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