Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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