Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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