How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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