marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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