This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
her vagine was all disorganized.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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