Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The feeling are messing with the penis
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
