I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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