she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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