You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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