Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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