I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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