are you so shy because you have an std?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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