never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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