Kiss
Puke
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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