It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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