ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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