I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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