Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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