I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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