We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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