I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I am available for nakedness
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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