She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize