So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Say something about gay babies.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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