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• (503): View more from Oregon

  PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Ur type is ready and willing

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.

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  he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  She said she wanted to have closure sex.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.

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• (408): View more from California

  Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies

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• (305): View more from Florida

  And then my night got REAL pukey

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me

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