I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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